Surprisingly, the phrase “Praise Satan” appeared less frequently than I expected, so I’ve decided to include the phrase “Hail Satan” as well. So here are all the times these phrases has been said on the show.
This post for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina contains spoilers.
“Chapter One: October Country” (S01E01)
When Aunt Zelda was thankful that someone died:
Her face screams, “I’m devoted to Satan!”. CREDIT: Netflix
When both Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda were glad that Sabrina is still a virgin:
No! Harvey will never defile Sabrina—he’s too pure! CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Three: The Trial of Sabrina Spellman” (S01E03)
When everyone in the court praised Satan:
When Aunt Zelda was happy that the Dark Lord is showing mercy to them:
Aunt Zelda really loves her Satan. CREDIT: Netflix
When Aunt Zelda thanked Satan that she was young again:
And she’s young again, forever! CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Six: An Exorcism in Greendale” (S01E06)
When the Father Blackwood was thankful that Satan kept his child safe:
No more miscarriages for Lady Blackwood. CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Seven: Feast of Feasts” (S01E07)
When Aunt Hilda says we should just Praise Satan that Sabrina wasn’t picked as Queen of the Feast:
When a random witch killed herself to honour the annual ritual of Feast of Feasts:
Silt silt, and she’s dead. CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Eight: The Burial” (S01E08)
When Aunt Zelda was happy for Father Blackwood:
BLESS UP! CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Nine: The Returned Man” (S01E09)
When the weird sisters were saying their nightly prayers:
“Chapter Ten: The Witching Hour” (S01E10)
When Father Blackwood was overjoyed about the birth of his son Judas:
“Hail Judas! Hail Satan!” CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Eleven: A Midwinter’s Tale” (S01E11)
When Aunt Zelda was glad that Susie was safe:
“Chapter Twelve: The Epiphany” (S02E01)
When Father Blackwood took the warlocks out for a night of celebration at Dorian’s Gray Room:
“Chapter Thirteen: The Passion of Sabrina Spellman” (S02E02)
When Aunt Hilda was thankful that Sabrina didn’t die from choking on an apple:
CREDIT: Netflix
CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Sixteen: Blackwood” (S02E05)
When Father Blackwood gathered the warlocks in Dorian’s Gray Room to mourn the death of warlock Lucas, and to preach his New Testament (The Five Facets of Judas):
When Father Blackwood was confiding with his baby Judas:
“And tomorrow, there shall be glory.” CREDIT: Netflix
When Father Blackwood was adamant about a joint wedding and funeral:
“Chapter Seventeen: The Missionaries” (S02E06)
When Sabrina Spellman transformed into the Dark Lord’s sword and made the witch hunters say the words “Praise Satan”:
CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Nineteen: The Mandrake” (S02E08)
When Father Blackwood was preaching about the Five Tenets of Judas:
😈 CREDIT: Netflix
“Chapter Twenty: The Mephisto Waltz” (S02E09)
When Father Blackwood told the coven that the Dark Lord gave him his Unholy blessing for the new Church of Judas:
CREDIT: Netflix
CREDIT: Netflix
When Father Blackwood made the entire coven partake in an Unholy Infernal Communion:
🍷 CREDIT: Netflix
When the Dark Lord presented Sabrina as his firstborn—Proud Lady of Pandemonium, Maiden of Shadows and Queen of Hell:
CREDIT: Netflix
CREDIT: Netflix
To be continued…
Hail Satan
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